I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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