This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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