Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
