Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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