I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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