what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
be right there i have to get my cape
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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