In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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