She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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