and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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