I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you didnt know i had herpes?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
A bitchslap is in order.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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