ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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