He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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