it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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