some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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