ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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