Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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