Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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