he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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