I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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