Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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