Where did you get a picture of my penis
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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