we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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