But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
it hurts more in the daytime
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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