Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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