Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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