So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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