I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I supernannyed him into submission
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
