thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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