chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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