he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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