What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i think my cat just said my name.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
