On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We left the knife in your bed.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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