Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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