Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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