She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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