My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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