the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Randomize
