Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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