Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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