some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It's never too late to be topless.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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