I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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