to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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