I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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