whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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