Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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