i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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