best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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