So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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