Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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