How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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