is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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