Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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