Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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