she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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