i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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