mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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