is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
