we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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