I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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