Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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