nutella sex= disaster
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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