The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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